Purity Update

Last time I took the purity test I was at a nice 75%, this seems to have decreased as my latest score at:
"You answered "yes" to 418 of 1500 questions, making you 72.1% sexually pure (27.9% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 72.1% pure in the sex domain"
Ah, a drop of 2.9 purity points. My corruption continues:
http://www.armory.com/tests/sex1500.html

Two faced kittens and crotch-stabbing

Kitten born with two faces -
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/
2005/06/16/oregon_cat_born_with_two_faces/

Edit: Link split into 2 as to keep from lowering page.

A guide to stabbing yourself in the crotch with scissors -
http://www.armchair.mb.ca/~scissors/scissorfaq.html

Update: The kitten died at one week of age. But why do people post the stabbing guide? WHY I ASK YOU?

I could so do that...

A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8317484/?GT1=6657

But even more impressive... I finished the Punisher, nothin quite like a mass shooting. Not a bad game, now to find something else to play.

...and again

Turns out that chicken & chips is the worst thing to throw up. If is very small when it comes up so that it tickles the inside of your throat... its kinda like someone dragging a very long (and smelly) feather up the inside of your throat. I am becoming very sick of this.

Continually Sick,
Bakilas Lamort.

End of term

So I finished my last exam for the term yesterday and now am on holidays! Yay.
Finally saw Team America World Police and it was quite funny, loved the dicks, pussies, and assholes speach.

Have realised that everytime I stay at someone else's place I am sick the night I arrive home, this is the 4th time this has happened. Odd.

~Bakilas "Turtlehead" Lamort

Getting my movies on

Sat back and watched a few movies today, Shade, Dodgeball, Phantom of the Opera, & The Punisher.
Dodgeball was a dissapointment after all the good things I had heard about it, it was an ok movie but nothing more then ok. Shade was alright, Punisher was pretty damn good and P of the O was excellent as always.

Avoiding Study,
Bakilas Lamort.

Starwars

Just saw episode 3 with Twin and it is a pretty good movie but we came up with some startling revelations:

Yoda is in fact a wookie who failed to hit puberty
Lightsabers are used crusty glow in the dark condoms
Starwars is full of homoerotic undercurrents - "This time we shall both take him at the same time" "I was just thinking the same"

Eternally Creeped out,
Bakilas Lamort.

Nice kill count

http://www.mayhem.net/Crime/archives.html

Nice kill counts all round there, very impressive lists:

Highest Serial Killer:
Pedro Alonso Lopez with 300+ kills.

Highest Mass Murderer:
Timothy J. McVeigh & Terry Nichols with 168 kills.

Highest Kill Count for a Cult:
Reverend Jim Jones & the People's Temple with 900+ kills (Thats frickin' huge)

~Bakilas "Bloody" Lamort

Llama Llama Duck

Damn it this is almost as bad as badger badger badger
Now I have the stupid song stuck in my head, http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

*Walks away chanting,*
Kiss a llama, on a llama, llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama, llama, duck.


ARGH

Bakilas Lamort of the Lasombra