Two faced kittens and crotch-stabbing

Kitten born with two faces -
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/
2005/06/16/oregon_cat_born_with_two_faces/

Edit: Link split into 2 as to keep from lowering page.

A guide to stabbing yourself in the crotch with scissors -
http://www.armchair.mb.ca/~scissors/scissorfaq.html

Update: The kitten died at one week of age. But why do people post the stabbing guide? WHY I ASK YOU?