Starwars

Just saw episode 3 with Twin and it is a pretty good movie but we came up with some startling revelations:

Yoda is in fact a wookie who failed to hit puberty
Lightsabers are used crusty glow in the dark condoms
Starwars is full of homoerotic undercurrents - "This time we shall both take him at the same time" "I was just thinking the same"

Eternally Creeped out,
Bakilas Lamort.