The Bakilas Dictionary

A quick listing of some Bakilasisms that I use.

Cockblock: The act of one male activily stopping another male from getting laid.

Splomit: A vomit which is make up entirely of liquids, no chunks allowed.

Aquadextrous: The ability to turn on and off the taps of your bathtub using only your feet.

Antilobe: A person who's earlobe connects to the side of their face or has no lobe at all.

Catanna: A cat/goanna hybrid. Used by many people from the eastern world as a thwapping weapon.

Thwap: The act of smacking someone over the back of the head with something.

Swip: To steal something directly in front of someone's eyes. Usually accompanied by a loud scream of "SWIP!"

Infectory: A university refectory or cafeteria, renamed due to the high likelyness of being infected with something.

Fun Sized: A short or underaged cute girl.

Might update later,
Bakilas Lamort.