The story of a black english teacher in Japan

This site is just funny.

http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/japanese/teacher.html

Her: "When did this happen...during sexual intercourse. But it was a blow-job, are blow-jobs sexual intercourse?"
Me: "Not according to Bill Clinton."
Her: "But, there's no blow-job options. Ok, sexual intercourse then."
Me: "Uh, honey, can you keep your voice down a bit?"
Her: "What happened....it ripped. Was cut. Or should I say tore, it kind of tore too, didn't it?"