Stoff the Goth, a proud member of the church

Stoff says:
Yay for Sean Brennan!
Lamort says:
amen my child
Stoff says:
Such a talented singer. Such a wonderful band.
Lamort says:
once I have them in my church the masses shall flow muahaha
Stoff says:
Well, yeah.
Lamort says:
then we can get around to detroying all those false idols, my second face part of the job
Stoff says:
That sounds like fun.
Lamort says:
oh yes, along with the yearly emo hunt
Stoff says:
Are guns and ammunition and other equipment provided by the church or just the emos?
Lamort says:
guns? afraid to get bloody?
Lamort says:
hell do what I do and grab a pitchfork
Stoff says:
Not at all.
Stoff says:
I just like picking them off when they think they've got away. ^_^
Lamort says:
during the year we round up a bunch of emos, confiscate their razors and on May 1st each year they are released and they can be hunted, rewards given for scalps
Stoff says:
What sort of rewards?
Lamort says:
well while the pleasure of the hunt should be enough, I pay rewards of weapons, booze and other fun toys. The more scalps the cooler the prize
Stoff says:
Hm, sounds good.
Stoff says:
But what if one of the members of your church *becomes* an emo?
Lamort says:
punishment for turning to the pathetic side is DEATH!
Stoff says:
A fair call.
Stoff says:
One thing I am worried about...is that a lot of people have difficulty telling between emos and goths.
Stoff says:
I express concern that some of my bretheren may be targeted accidently by your church...
Stoff says:
what steps are being taken to minimize collateral damage? Any? None?
Lamort says:
they shall have a fair trial
Stoff says:
The basic question here is, will we have to destroy you?
Lamort says:
voltaire will judge them
Stoff says:
Your terms are acceptable. *nods*