I hate...

People who tell you how drunk they got over the weekend, like you deserve some type of reward for falling face-first into the toilet at 4am in the morning... friends dont let friends drive drunk? Bullshit, give them their keys, start up their car and give them another drink. Three things can happen:
1. They get the shit kicked out of them by police because they refused to get out of the car because they are shitfaced and currently listening to the latest hip-shitty-hop song
2. They die in a horrable carcrash... Darwin rejoices
3. They make it back and repeat next week.
I mean come on people, I really dont give a shit.
Thank you Foamy.