Please people, think before you SMS

Now everyone, I want you all to do me a favour. If you (as you of course do) desire to SMS me with something I want you to think first, does Brenden really care about what I am about to waste my 25c and his time on? I mean come on people, no I do not care what you did on the weekend, I dont care how drunk you got, I just in general dont care and as such your SMS is a waste of precious time you could have used to commit seppuku.