Why my brother has an orange douche

Yes thats right, the douche, the skin which is stretched between a male's testicles and his anus. Recently my brother (please dont ask me how) discovered what he believes to be a boil on his douche. After my infected boil/skin eating infection thingy my brother is understandable worried, although the idea of my brother getting his douche eaten away by an angry infection makes me giggle like a drunk schoolgirl. So he remembers that the doc suggested I Benedine around my boil as to restrict the infection, now the drawback of Benedine is the bright orange mark it leaves on your skin... so thus my brother now apparently has a bright orange douche.

Now as if thats not bad enough, oh yes it continues, brother of mine decides that he should get it checked by someone... not a doctor god no (apparently he heard me mentioning how evil the doc is)... but my family. Fortunatly I was not here for this, so my mother being the smart one of the pair decides she wants no part of this, so my father decides to examine my brother's orange douche. Now he believes that it is a bite of some form (although I stand by the fact that nothing would willingly enter the pants of my brother). So we decide to leave it alone to see how it goes, ...please eat the douche... eat it you fricking bastards, you ate my skin, why not his?!?!?!?!

Oh and the final touch, whenever he farts he is in pain... I could almost become religious.