Doctor punched by 'Corpse'

Hospital officials in Romania are investigating after a doctor was punched by a 'corpse' in the morgue.
The doctor had to be treated for shock after he was punched by teenager Bogdan Georgescu.
It happened after the doctor thought he saw Mr Georgescu move and bent over to investigate.
The youngster, 16, had been taken to the morgue at Brasov County Hospital in Brasov, after collapsing and showing no signs of life.
He was declared dead on arrival and his body moved to the morgue.
He said: "I woke up and had no idea where I was, I looked to the left and to the right and saw a dead woman on either side of me, and then I saw this man coming towards me in a white coat.
"I just panicked. I thought he was going to kill me."
The youngster, from Fagaras, is now being treated in the neurological ward to find out the cause of his collapse.
He said: "The last thing I remember is drinking coffee with my brother, and then I woke up in the morgue."
The doctor was allowed to take time off work after being treated for shock.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1397102.html?menu=

The Long Walk

Just finished reading The Long Walk by Stephen King, writing as Richard Bachman. God now thats what a book should be!
It tells the story of 100 teenage boys who enter a competition in which every compeditor must continuously walk at least 4 miles an hour, if they go below that (by slowing down, stumbling or just stopping completely) they are given a warning. They are given 3 warnings before they are shot. This is in my opinion one of the best King novels, ...need more King damn it.

-Bakilas Lamort.

Really Bad Photos Of My People. Part 1.

I present a really bad photo of the Hobbit.



"Infinity is bigger then infinate!"

...not dead.

And thats about all I have to say about that.

BAB tonight

For the unknowing out there the BAB is a (hopefully) huge party that is happening for the second year. So if I do not post for a few weeks, I am probably dead. Dead and hungover. Dead and hungover and happy.

Bakilas Lamort.

The Bakilas Dictionary

A quick listing of some Bakilasisms that I use.

Cockblock: The act of one male activily stopping another male from getting laid.

Splomit: A vomit which is make up entirely of liquids, no chunks allowed.

Aquadextrous: The ability to turn on and off the taps of your bathtub using only your feet.

Antilobe: A person who's earlobe connects to the side of their face or has no lobe at all.

Catanna: A cat/goanna hybrid. Used by many people from the eastern world as a thwapping weapon.

Thwap: The act of smacking someone over the back of the head with something.

Swip: To steal something directly in front of someone's eyes. Usually accompanied by a loud scream of "SWIP!"

Infectory: A university refectory or cafeteria, renamed due to the high likelyness of being infected with something.

Fun Sized: A short or underaged cute girl.

Might update later,
Bakilas Lamort.

Music

Doo do doo doo de do,
Do doo do do de do,
da da do de da do,
doo doo de do de do,
da da do de da do.

And thats my stirring rendition of the X-Files theme song.
Thank you.

Bakilas Lamort the magnificent, stretcher of wombs.

19

Yay, turned 19 today. Having huge party next weekend to celebrate a conjunction bday with Beef and Flubba.
Not much to say this morning, still frickin tired.

Bakilas Lamort