Random Quotes

Bakilas: Dude, we should stop talking about that now
Flubba: Yeah, god forbid that the guys in the purple car would think we are gay
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Bakilas: Old is not a disability
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Nor: And then the horses the grass and its all one big happy cycle
Bakilas: Do you cook and eat the horses?
Nor: They are my babies, any one who looks at them the wrong way ends up 6 feet under
Bakilas: Mmm, horse flesh
Nor: ...I hate you
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Wombat Lecturer: The only stupid question is the one you dont ask
Bakilas: What are you wearing?
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Damn it, I should write stuff down when people say amusing things because I can never remeber them after a day or so.

Current Entertainment

Just listing down some of the online comics I am going through at the moment
http://alienlovespredator.com
www.roadwaffles.com
http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript

Enjoy.

This is what I have to put up with

During a conversation today:
Me: "Heh, she is kinda cute."
Hairy One: "Yeah... There are two of us, we can take her."

I see these people on a regular basis and yet I am considered the weird person.

~Bakilas Lamort

Alien Loves Predator?

What an odd comic, but it is my current amusement.
http://alienlovespredator.com/

My Radio Station

Yeah I am currently fixing up a station on Yahoo and setting it to my tastes, so far its pretty good and full of some heavy rock, a bit of gothic tunes and the occasional comedy bit.
But sometimes I swear Yahoo hates me and it sticks Cher or some crap into it, I am currently beating that out of it.

If ya'll want to listen just head into the yahoo music section and look for the station run by the_perfect_shadow
Well I am off to Human Resources class.

Listening to Iron Maiden,
Bakilas Lamort.

The story of a black english teacher in Japan

This site is just funny.

http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/japanese/teacher.html

Her: "When did this happen...during sexual intercourse. But it was a blow-job, are blow-jobs sexual intercourse?"
Me: "Not according to Bill Clinton."
Her: "But, there's no blow-job options. Ok, sexual intercourse then."
Me: "Uh, honey, can you keep your voice down a bit?"
Her: "What happened....it ripped. Was cut. Or should I say tore, it kind of tore too, didn't it?"

Sahara

Went and saw Sahara last night, it seemed to be a... good movie. Yes, good movie indeed.

-Bakilas Lamort.

Slacking

Well I just submitted my FBC assignment, and I have no doubt that I am way under word count. But who cares, I am slacking it and thats what I am sticking to.

Decided to have a night in last night, hired out some DVDs and chilled (Resident Evil: Apocolypse, Oceans 12, Envy).

Just thought I should update for all you people out there in bloggin' land.

Ever Slack,
Bakilas Lamort.

w00t, another assessment bites the dust

Ah its not easy being this good, easily passed the accounting online exam. Heck I wonder how well I would do at uni without so many distractions in my life, probably very well but all I aim to do is pass.

Teh R0X0R of your S0X0rz,
Bakilas the magnificent.

Bakilas, Lord of speed assignments

Got up this morning and finished the Marketing assignment, ah its not easy being this good. Will put it into the uni this afternoon and think about beginning work of the Foundations of Business Computing report.

In other news... drugged up hippies who dub over documentories with crappy music will SUFFER!

Its good to be king,
Bakilas Lamort.

Panic Mode

Ah, with my Marketing assignment due in tomorrow I will now enter panic mode. Strangely thats when I do my best work, am not overly worried as this assignment is far too easy.

The overconfident,
Bakilas Lamort.

Random Quotes

Well I feel that I have been neglecting anyone reading this so here are a few quotes from the assorted freaks and geeks I know.

Me
"Have you ever had an angry skinny white-boy portaloo smackdown? Its not pretty."
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Flubba
"Hey a portaloo, how disturbingly convenient"
"What are you looking at you dickless freak?" (Was talking to a random girl)
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The Hairy-One
"Children... urge to kill... rising..."
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Argh, there are tons but I cant remember any more at the moment. Perhaps another time.

Bakilas.

Another day of avoiding work

Yep, although I have an assignment due on Tuesday I still managed to avoid working on it... and now I am going out. Looks like a busy day tomorrow.
No real updates for the day, its been a quiet one.

Cornix cornici oculos non effodiet,
Bakilas Lamort Shadowmere.

Now I remember why I stopped playing Baldur's Gate 2

Wild Mage Protagonist: Feel my power Irenicus! *casts Meteor Swarm* *Has a wild surge and gets a sex change*
Irenicus: ...
Wild Mage Protagonist: Well shit