I have a hole in my leg

I hate doctors, but there is nothing more satisfying then managing to shock one with a disgusting looking sore. So he decides to poke it a bit first (OW, fucker), then he sticks a needle INTO it (fucker), turns out that it was not that effective against infections though because I could feel everything and it still hurt (fucker), he then proceeded to pull out various things using what I can only decribe as pliars (FUCKER). And to top it off he fills it with cotten and some liquid and tells me to come back tomorrow (...fucker).

In pain
Caboose.