In California

Me and Flubba were delviering pizzas to loyal servents of this town when we were struck by a musical moment, and in a fit of creativity we slaughtered a very nice song....

The Original

Hallelujah - Rufus Wainwright

I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift, the baffled king composing Hallelujah

Hallelujah (x4)

Your faith was strong but you needed proof,
you saw her bathing on the roof,
her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you to a kitchen chair,
she broke your throne,
she cut your hair,
and from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Hallelujah (X4)

Maybe I have been here before,
I know this room; I have walked this floor,
I used to live alone before I knew you
I've seen your flag on the marble arch,
love is not a victory march, it's a cold and its a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah (X4)

There was a time you let me know
whats really going on below,
but now you never show it to me, do you?
Remember when I moved in you; the holy dark was moving too,
and every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Hallelujah (X4)

Maybe there's a God above,
and all I ever learned from love
was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
And its not a cry you can hear at night,
its not somebody who's seen the light,
its a cold and its a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah (8)

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The slaughtered Version
In California - Bakilas & Flubba

I heard there was a secret place
That David knew and he told us all
But you don't really care for travel, do you?
It goes like this, take the fourth, then the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift,
the fapping king web-browsing in California

In California (x4)

Your faith was strong but you needed a root,
you saw her bathing from your roof,
her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you to a kitchen chair,
she waxed your pubes,
she cut your hair,
and from your lips you sighed "I love California"

In California (X4)

Maybe I have been here before,
I made you moan; you come back for more,
I used to whack alone before I knew you
I did your mum back in March,
because love is not a victory march,
it's a cold and its a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah (X4)

There was a time you let me know
when you were going on the flow,
but now you never show it to me, do you?
Remember when I moved in you; the other guy was moving too,
and every breath we drew was California

In California (X4)

Maybe there's a God above,
and all I ever learned from love
was how beat up and not bruise you,
I like to watch oyu cry at night,
because I wont let you fly your kite,
You are only 13 in California

In California (8)

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So thats our touching song of a man who finds love, S&M, a period fetish, spouse abuse and paranoia in California. Thank you.