Geek convo

Beef:
got people coming to look at the house
Bakilas:
use your toilet cleaner and scare them
Beef:
i was gonna get that snowball i had in the freezer
Bakilas:
hmm that could work, hit them with a ranged attack followed by a +1 toilet brush
Beef:
i'll cast stinking cloud first
Bakilas:
you are more likely to knock yourself out
Bakilas:
then again you have probably built up a poison resistance from it happening all the time
Beef:
poison resist of 75...
Bakilas:
nice

I dont know whats worse, the fact that I have conversations like this or the fact that I just told off *someone* for having dirty thoughts about having sexual adventures with a vegemite sandwich. ... ... ... Hobbit you are sick.