Notes to self.

All females are insane.
I could leave the post as that and I am sure everyone would understand.
Ok all guys reading this, do not try to understand them because you will go insane, do not try to figure out how their odd little minds work because it will cause your head to explode.
They are a whole new breed of cow.

The eternally confused but just as confusing,
Bakilas Lamort Lestat Shadowmere the First.