Too Many Agents.

Ok, it seems that the amount of Agents in my life has finally confused me.
Recently the Hobbit asked me to assassinate Agent John (Turns out she meant Agent David), I set up a long complex MacGyver-like trap for Agent John (Turns out I had the wrong person as well and was thinking of Agent Jack).

So I think I accendently killed someone in America called Agent John in a trap which involved; 2 Hookers, 1 bag of drugs, 4 Ping Pong balls, a copy of Need For Speed Underground, and a plastic fish. So if any family/friends of the dead Agent John are reading this I apologise... and can I have the fish back?

The Slightly Weird,
Bakilas.